Humble and Repentant, Pelosi Quietly Presents Herself for Communion.

Sacrilege the polite way.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi presented herself today for communion at the 9 am mass at Holy Trinity Church in Washington, DC. Deeply moved by the announcement made by Archbishop, Cordileoni of San Francisco she would be denied communion in his bishopric because of her active support of abortion, she instead quietly received at a local church in Georgetown, Holy Trinity. The church’s pastor, a Jesuit, has proudly stated in the past he will more or less administer the host to anyone who has, or had, a pulse. By way of example, President Biden also receives at Holy Trinity.

There were reports a tear was seen rolling down the Speaker’s cheek while receiving, but she dismissed them, saying: “Good God, why should I cry at such a fab event? This is a time for celebration. Let’s party!”

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