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Rediscovering the oldest, most reliable and safest mode of birth control.

From the article:

And now, women are being called to withhold sex from men ‘until abortion rights are federal law’ as calls for a nationwide sex strike also gain momentum on social media.

‘Women of America: Take the pledge. Because SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade, we cannot take the risk of an unintended pregnancy, therefore, we will not have sex with any man — including our husbands — unless we are trying to become pregnant,’ one Twitter user wrote.

Unlike the gals in Aristophanes’s masterpiece, the women protesting the overturning of Roe v. Wade by withholding sexual favors are likely to enjoy a lifetime of blessed chastity.