Well, gorblimey: Tesla and Twitter to tie the knot after all.

At long last, love.

Bon chance, Elon. Your work is cut out for you. If you can clean up the godforsaken mess that is Twitter at present, your app could conceivably offer certain utility.

Bickerstaff briefly had a Twitter account not long ago, but closed it because he could not find a way to stop the depressing daily profusion of lascivious ladies of the night seeking his commerce, as it were. Elon, if you can rid your newly acquired toy of that sad spectacle, he just may return and so may many others.

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The Tatler of 1709 was founded by Jonathan Swift, aka Isaac Bickerstaff. The Taos Tatler was founded by ex-New Yorker Anthony Fountain in 2018, in the same spirit, he hopes, as the original. Please send mail to taostatler@gmail.com.

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