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“At publishing time, Trump had released 4 new statements and 11 Truth Social posts trying out new DeSantis nicknames, including “Ronald Mc-Needs-Donald,” “Ron DeSucker,” and “Raunchy Ron,” having his son Barron monitor the Re-Truths to see which nickname he should use in continuing his ongoing campaign to be selected as DeSantis’s Vice Presidential running mate for the 2024 Presidential campaign.”