That’ll larn her.

To assure variety for the whiny poor dear, the organizers of this event should vary the cuisine: not just beef, but lamb, goat, oxen, pork, poultry, and if she’s a seafood hater, lobster.

On the other hand, perhaps a taste of her own medicine might prove beneficial. In addition to real food, throw on the barbie quinoa, sorghum, teff, and anything else those people like to eat (with a generous chaser of self-righteousness). Make sure there are plenty of fans to aim the fumes from the friendly fire, as it were, right back at her.

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Anthony Chase Fountain

The Tatler of 1709 was founded by Jonathan Swift, aka Isaac Bickerstaff. The Taos Tatler was founded by ex-New Yorker Anthony Fountain in 2018, in the same spirit, he hopes, as the original. Please send mail to taostatler@gmail.com.

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