A landmark decision in American jurisprudence.

Darren Glines, who now goes by Rachel, was found not guilty of three counts of indecent exposure at the facility in Xenia, Ohio.

Judge David McNamee cleared Glines after agreeing that the size of her belly meant it would be impossible for anyone to see her penis.

Attorney (to Client): I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you’ve been acquitted.

Client: What’s the bad news?

Attorney: It’s too small.

Client: Damn! Back to the plastic surgeon.