Gee Whiz, the Left-Wing Thug Organizations have Outdone Themselves Planning the Spontaneous Paris Uprising.

Paris is burning and social-justice warriors are on the case.

From Breibart:

The huge extent of damage and vandalism caused in nearly a week of nightly riots in France has been dramatically underlined with a summary of recorded burnings so far, with the toll running to thousands of vehicles and buildings.

Naturally, it’s the poor who suffer the most by these actions, such as wide-scale burning of grocery stores and destruction of mass transit vehicles, preventing them from getting to their capitalist exploiters. In time though they will recognize the well-funded individuals and social organizations behind these spontaneous uprisings are doing it for their own good (ambiguity intentional). Eventually they will be grateful–if they live that long.