Just in from the Vatican.

The latest on the Synod on Synodality.

By Her Eminence, Kamala Cardinal Harris, Fomenter of Coprophagia.

Note: this account, reported exclusively by your Tatler, was received from a well-placed Vatican source and has been edited slightly for the sake of opacity.

Fellow Synodalists:

I shall accompany you as we walk together in a pentecostalization of the discernment process until we reach a point in time when we affirm the conclusions previously drafted by the protosynodalists in a process of consultation and mutual enrichment which is the point of the significance of the passage of time in time itself in a Church that is not other, but different. Spoiler alert: Journeying is the journey ! Our questions have been answered even before they were asked, not because they were answerable but because the Synod on Synodality makes them askable (suscettibile di essere interrogato). It will happen in the morning. Joy. It is all about joy. The new Magisterium is exciting like seeing craters on the moon close up even though they are so far away because of distance. The synodal delegates will be like astronauts all suited up and they will walk with us spiritually because they are strapped in their seats, and they will discern by a communal Spirit what is discernable because all of them love yellow buses. I do. I really do. And then we shall find out who hid the cocaine in the Vatican which is a small country because of its size next to Italy which is bigger because of its own size.

The Synod is moving along smartly now to its exciting conclusion.