The President’s Brain is Missing.

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(Note to readers: your Tatler is moving from a condominium to a house. This is the result of complaints from inmates of a neighboring condominium over my dog, who occasionally would stray on their hallowed turf, though not causing any harm or messiness. The house sits on three acres, which should prove a happy solution to the problem.

Meanwhile, the dreary task of preparation for the move is taking its toll by depriving this blogger of any inspiration to crank out new posts. Matters should improve the middle of next month, upon the closing on the sale of my present digs and the purchase of the new ones. Meanwhile, I ask your forbearance.)

The above not withstanding, the little item below was enough to rouse the Tatler from his lethargy.

Obviously, the most powerful man in the free world (for the near future, at least), without his minders present, was unable to respond to a sycophantic reporter’s gentle lob, to be used in yet another valentine to the putative president; this in the guise of a news item to demonstrate his compassion. Nope, he couldn’t manage it without assistance.

This is not to say the president’s eunuchs aren’t on the case. They no doubt are busy researching the matter of the Maui fires at this writing, assessing it from the perspectives of racism (obligatory, no matter what the issue), global warming, blaming the Republicans, as well, it goes without saying, Donald Trump. They will not fail us and upon their briefing of Mr Biden, we may expect soon to hear pearls of wisdom emanating from the great man’s lips concerning Maui fires, referencing of course the matters his programmers have plugged into his dessicated brain.

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Anthony Chase Fountain

The Tatler of 1709 was founded by Jonathan Swift, aka Isaac Bickerstaff. The Taos Tatler was founded by ex-New Yorker Anthony Fountain in 2018, in the same spirit, he hopes, as the original. Please send mail to taostatler@gmail.com.

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