Remember children, fun is strictly forbidden.

Seen at a Fairfax County public school playground.

Here is something one would expect to find in places of the kind described in Rich Men North of Richmond. You have to wonder how many of the denizens of Fairfax County deign to even set foot in a public park (“why they let anybody use them.”), but the doyens of Fairfax, no doubt worried over lawsuits from hoi polloi that do use the parks, put their legal people to work to constrain such effrontery (it won’t work, of course. As my late father would say in his clear, simple English: “You can sue anybody for anything.”)

Regardless, gaze at the beautifully crafted masterpiece of bureaucratic verbiage seen above, and read of it at the link. Just for fun, also wonder how many billable hours went into its creation.