Looking Glass logic

Presidential Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on the President’s pardon of his convicted felon son.

No. Read the president’s statement. Seriously, read the president’s statement. He said he believes in the Department of Justice. He does. He says it in his statement. He also believes that war politics infected the process and it led to a miscarriage of justice.

From Louis Carol’s Through the Looking Glass and what Alice Found there:

Alice laughed: “There’s no use trying,” she said; “one can’t believe impossible things.” “I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Much similarity to Ms Jean-Pierre, though the Queen is far more likeable, albeit fictional, than the Presidential Secretary.